How guys feel about girls ^_^
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down.
We always hear "the rules" from the female point of view...
Nowhere are there rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don'thear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the fullmoon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do notwork! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answer s to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only If youwant help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1 . A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago isinadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like theVictoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something o \r tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no ideawhat mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don'twant to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation , or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
I love this, whoever wrote this rocks! finally the gender has spoken, haha - Arif
